I want someone.
I don't want a best friend. And I don't want a sex buddy. 
Why is it that everyone is pulled by one polarity or the other.
Some guys are dicks, and some are fags, but what about the rest of us?
We need somebody too........that's balanced.
1) I want a girl who sees movie night as "cuddle time",
Not screwing time, and not time to fall asleep on an adjacent chair either.
2) Someone who can comfort me with their hands without going in my pants.
3) I don't want a mother figure, I already have a mom, and she's enough to have to deal with.
4) Don't yell at me, I can hear just fine, and I'm not accustomed to yelling anyways.
5) You want to tell me how to dress, that's fine,
I figure that you will make me wear whatever looks good to you (if i'm going out, thats my only concern)
--Hell i went to McDonalds in nothing but a pair of Spandex on Sunday (apparently thats what i looked good in)
6) Don't screw with my hair unless that's what we're doing.
7) I don't care if you want to be with friends, so do I,
if you go over to a guy friend's house, then don't be upset if I go chill at a chic friend's house (it's the same)
8) I Love playing sports, but i HATE hearing and watching them (Don't bore me with a sterotypically based conversation)
9) I understand that I think slightly enigmatic, don't ask me "what" or "huh" if you don't understand,
If it is time important i'll end up asking again.
10) Eating-to me-is a bad habit, because I tend to overeat whenever I do.
Because of this I don't enjoy eating out, I'll go to be with you, but i'll probably get water. (don't push the pork)
11) I'm comfortable with whatever you are
12) Don't like me, don't like what i'm doing or how i'm going about it, tell me (put a limit on the suggestions though)
13) I can't talk on the phone for very long (half because of my 100 minute month plan, half because of the fact my parents don't really let me escape often, so I don't have much to tell you) you ask me what i'm doing, you already probably know what i'm going to say---yea, something super cliche "what are you doing"-"chillin"
14) Drugs, I really haven't tried too many to bias other people on whether or not they should. I did see the trailer for Shrooms and now it's on my to do list. You do them, fine, i'll cope with it. Not cigs though, they stink.
15) I don't love anyone for their butt, legs, boobs, stomach, etc. I'm a sucker for a nice smile and a cute face, follow it up with a unique personality and i'll need you.

Random enough to be interesting

Yet relevant enough to be simple

Normal enough to identify

Yet weird enough to relate

Short enough to read

Yet readable enough to think.

Summer babysitting a rock garden in Spandex - Only Ideal

I am one of a million. What makes me stand out any more than the rest. Some are taller, and some are shorter, but in the end we're the same.

We throw infinite variations on a linear path. Some are gorgeous, some are hideous, but still from the same basic molding. We make small accomplishments and pretend that Times Square drops for us.  We get sucked into the norm so much that we copy others' ways to try and be different.  We rebel from one part of society into another (not from it). 

Do you think you're different?

Then what are you different from? - Get a clique.